Lord Anubis: Shall I tell you a story?
Me: Sure.

~Story starts~
....every few sentences, I ask a question.....
....Lord Anubis answers each one to the best of his abilities....
.....
....."These people are mean"....

Lord Anubis: I give up
Me: .........
Lord Anubis: Don't you ........ at me
Me:hahahahaha
Why did you give up?
Lord Anubis: You're a terrible person to tell a story to
You ask all the most random questions, and you can't suspend disbelief for even a second.

Me: Laughs for a good three minutes, out loud, and nearly uncontrollably

Yes, my dears, I do indeed ask too much.