Siblings are great because you can:

: you can cuddle

: and blame them for things you've done

: and talk

: and call them at 4 in the morning

: and be called at 4 in the morning

: and shower together

: and wash each other's backs

: and go in the emergency room with them

: and stay overnight in the hospital with them

: and raise their children

: and turn their kids against them in the evilist ways possible

: and use them to get out of trouble

and blackmail them into getting you good Christmas gifts

: or massages

: massages are ALWAYS good

: unless they violate you

: by squeezing your boobs

: and calling you "Tig Old Bitties"

: then you have to violate them

: and take incriminating pictures

: and put strange lingerie in their laundry

: so they think their boy is cheating on them

: and laugh your ass off

: ....

You didn't hear that from me