Also, I need to formally apologize for throwing my bf to the ground yesterday accidentally and then proceeding to laugh my ass off for the next twenty minutes. It was rude. And is in no way related to the reason my lips are beginning to twitch.
BTW, E wanted me to add:
A Freshman: carries half his weight in books to class everyday.
A senior: Carries a sheet of paper for the most important classes.
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything."
He returns her gaze. "Anything ?"
"Anything."
His voice softens. "Anything?"
"ANYTHING."
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you... study?"
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